yureca

Fantastic!!!

I just read this and I wanted to share...   A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

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carinocitalgonzalez

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valfairyrose

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eng789

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mikicabl

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Ivona

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Caroline565

30 Apr 2009     

Homeless Turtle

Thanks For Sharing Yureca! One good joke deserves another...     A young teacher began a job at an elementary school and was eager to get to know the students. One day during recess the teaher noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other. The teacher approached and asked if she was all right. The girl said she was. A little while later, however, the teacher noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself. Approaching again, the teacher offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?" The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the teacher suspiciously. Feeling that progress was being made, the teacher then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?" "Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I �m the goalie!"

30 Apr 2009     

anaisabel001

lol  THANKS FOR SHARING!!!!!!!!!

30 Apr 2009     

anaisabel001

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