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SOME FUNNY QUOTES FOR TEACHERS...



svetamarik Svetlana
Russian Federation

SOME FUNNY QUOTES FOR TEACHERS...
 

I �d like you to have some fun and continue this topic!

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."� Louis-Hector Berlioz


"As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools."� Unknown


"The 2 rules of Judo training: 1) the teacher is always right and 2) when you think the teacher is wrong, refer to rule one."� Unknown

Have a nice day!


5 May 2009      





Zora
Canada

LOL - Great quotes Svetlana! 

5 May 2009     



mrlypy
Brazil

Many thanks!
BY the way folks! May/Can I host the WS downloaded from here on my website so as my students can get them from home? Is it against the rule or is it  OK?
 
 

5 May 2009     



mjotab
Spain

If a doctor, lawyer, or dentist had 40 people in his office at one time, all of whom had different needs, and some of whom didn �t want to be there and were causing trouble, and the doctor, lawyer, or dentist, without assistance, had to treat them all with professional excellence for nine months, then he might have some conception of the classroom teacher �s job.  ~Donald D. Quinn



5 May 2009     



carinocitalgonzalez
Mexico

thank u very much, I LOVED THESE QUOTES!
Cari�o

5 May 2009     



eglantine
Turkey

"A teacher is someone who gives an umbrella when it is sunny and takes back when it rainy" told by students usuallyLOL

5 May 2009     



Kate (kkcat)
Russian Federation

LOL

5 May 2009     



douglas
United States

To Mrlypy--no you can�t upload worksheets that you have downloaded here onto other websites unless you own the copyright rights to them (which usually means, you made the worksheets yourself)--it very much against the rules.
 
sorry,
Douglas
 
Nice quotes btw  Big smile

5 May 2009