I like this very much and I thought it might put a smile onto your faces after a hard day īs work. If you like them I īll post the rest.
PROFESSOR BRANESTAWM īS DICTIONARY by Norman Hunter;
abundance A waltz for cakes
addition what a dinner table has
aftermath The next lesson after arithmetic
already Completely crimson
boycott Bed for a male baby
buoyant Male insect
copper nitrate What policeman gets paid for working overtime in the evening
dozen Opposite opf what one does
enchant a female chicken īs song
fungi A comedian
furlong The coat of a persian cat
hyacinth Familiar greeting for Cynthia
jargon The vase is no longer here