What about this one? (It was a quick translation from Portuguese into English... sorry if there is any mistake!)
A family was eating at the table, when suddenly the 10 years old daughter says:
- I have bad news... I �m not a virgin anymore!!
And starts crying very much, with her hands on her face and very ashamed. A big silence at the table... Then the parents start to accusing themselves...
Says the husband to the wife:
- This is your fault! You dress up like a prostitute and take the first guy who comes here to our house. Of course, with this example the child sees every day... what did you want??
- And you too!!! (the father speaks to the 25 years old daughter). Always kissing and grabbing your boyfriend on the sofa. Everything in front of the child!
At that time, the mother explodes and says:
- Ahh, is that right? And who is the jerk who spends half his salary with prostitutes and says goodbye to them at the front door? Do you think the child and me are blind? Besides, what example can you give to the child if you only signed the cable TV to see porno films??
The mother, with her eyes full of tears and trembling voice, takes her daughter �s hand gently and asks in a low voice:
- How did that happen, dear?
The child answers, sobbing:
- The teacher took me out of the Nativity scene! And the virgin is Anna now! I �m going to be the cow!
