Jesus went onto the mountain. He looked up - & said :

� You, people, will be happy, because your kingdom is mine. Those who suffer will get comfort.�

Then Simon said : � Did we have to write it down ?�

Then Andr� asked : � Do we have to learn it ?�

And Jack said : � By heart ???????�

Then Philipp added : � It�s too difficult!�

John said : � I haven�t got any paper!�

& Thomas added : � No ink in my pen!�

Barthelemy added : � Shall we have a test ?�

Mathew got up & asked : � May I go to the toilets ?�

Simon said : � The bell�s going to ring!�

Then,a  priest of the Temple got near Jesus, and said : � What�s the problem from the very start ?What was the problem ? What were your objectives ? What skill are you expecting them to work on ? Why didn�t you make them work in pairs ??? Are you sure you taught them right ??? Couldn�t you think of something better ???�

Then, Jesus sat...

 & cried.

The humor in this is directed towards the disciples/apostles, not at Jesus himself. The disciples have all these excuses for not remembering the words or the message Jesus is trying to get across. The similarity is to many students, but maybe a bit to some of us (ME!!!) as well. The part about the priest in the temple is directed towards administrators. As a devout agnostic, I don �t think this would be offensive to most Christians.

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you made my day!!! Thank you for making me laugh. Keep on with the good mood.

Dear folks, I am sure the author did not mean to hurt of offend any people �s feelings. It is just an anology to what we, as teachers, have to go through every day of our professional lives.