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Doctor, doctor...
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abba
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Doctor, doctor...
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I �m very sorry to ask his I feel a bit silly, but I can �t get the second meaning of the expression "pack of card" in this joke:
Doctor, doctor I feel like a pack of cards.
If you sit down, I �ll deal with you in a minute.
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8 Mar 2012
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carinita
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Pack of cards: deal the pack of cards = distribute the cards The second meaning is in "deal" Funny  |
8 Mar 2012
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abba
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Thanks  !!!! |
8 Mar 2012
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moravc
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Hehe, it seems I learnt something new here. :-D
I usually use "it �s your turn" and "roll a dice" only... ;-)
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8 Mar 2012
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ueslteacher
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Here �s a whole bunch of similar puns: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I am a set of curtains!
Pull yourself together, man!
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I �m a bell.
Well, just go home and if the feeling persists, give me a ring.
Doctor, doctor, people tell me I �m a wheelbarrow.
Don �t let people push you around.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I �m invisible.
Who said that?!
Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me.
What do you mean by that?
Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say.
Tell me the truth now, what �s your REAL problem?
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
I �ll deal with you later.
Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me I �m ugly!
Lay on the couch, face down.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I �m a spoon.
Sit there and don �t stir.
Doctor, doctor, I �m manic-depressive.
Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm...
Doctor, doctor, I can �t concentrate, one minute I �m ok, and the next minute, I �m blank!
And how long have you had this complaint?
What complaint?
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket.
You do look a little pail.
Doctor, doctor, I �ve only got 59 seconds to live.
Wait a minute please.
Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears.
Don �t answer!
Sophia |
8 Mar 2012
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ldthemagicman
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"Doctor, Doctor. I �ve broken my arm in two places".
"Well don �t visit those places again!" |
8 Mar 2012
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cunliffe
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�Doctor, Doctor, I keep painting myself gold. � �Don �t worry, it �s just a guilt complex. � |
8 Mar 2012
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ldthemagicman
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"Doctor, Doctor, You tell me that I have a serious problem which means that I must go into Hospital. What is it?"
"It �s a big Building with lots of Doctors and Nurses in it!" |
8 Mar 2012
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