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ldthemagicman
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FrauSue, My Vet recently cut the hair of a puppy, which was a cross between a Bulldog, and a Shitzu. Apparently, the College of Veterinarians has still not decided what to call this new Breed of Dog!
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25 Jul 2017
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Gi2gi
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Sorry for this one�))
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What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?"
"We have a toot in common.�
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26 Jul 2017
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Antonio Oliver
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Times New Roman walks into a bar. The barman says "Oi - get out! We don �t want your type in here" 
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26 Jul 2017
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douglas
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A great concert pianist is summoned for a command performance for the queen, everything must be perfect. She hires the greatest piano tuner on earth, Peter Opornokity, to tune her extremely rare "A" piano--the piano sounds perfect. Unfortunately, three days before her performance the "A" piano is destroyed while in transport to the venue. Her agent is lucky enough to arrange the use of a very expensive and one-of-a-kind piano produce by the company "Fisch", but it requires tuning. The pianist calls Opornokity �s agent and asks for him to tune the Fisch piano as soon as possible. Opornokity replies: "Lady, I can tune A piano, but I can�t tune a Fisch; besides, everybody knows that Opornokity only tunes once.
(Opportunity only knocks once.)
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26 Jul 2017
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maryse pey�
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What is the worst to say in a library ? Excuse-me can I book this book ?
Who is the worst serial killer in the world ? YOU ! You can �t help always killing time... |
26 Jul 2017
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douglas
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I went window shopping with my mother-in-law on Saturday, it was a real pane. |
26 Jul 2017
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ldthemagicman
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"Why does a Shetland Pony constantly cough?" "Because it �s a little hoarse!" |
26 Jul 2017
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cunliffe
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Ha ha, some real corkers here! So this one is ancient, but I can �t resist! A French cat and an English cat agreed to a race across the English Channel. The English cat was called One Two Three and the French kitty was called Un Deux Trois. Which cat won the race? The English cat! Why? Because Un Deux Trois cat sank.
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26 Jul 2017
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Antonio Oliver
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OK, another old one: What did the insomniac dyslexic agnostic did last night? He spent all night wondering whether there is a Dog. |
26 Jul 2017
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