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Antonio! 
Just been to a pub �for the aperitif� - I�m on holiday - and noticed this. �Let the good times be GIN�. |
27 Jul 2017
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Jayho
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If Apple made cars, would they have Windows? |
27 Jul 2017
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Antonio Oliver
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A man is at a pub waiting for his drink when he notices that Vincent
Van Gogh is sitting at one of the tables He goes up to
him and says "Are you Vincent Van Gogh?"
"Yes" the old man replies "Do you want a pint?"
"No, ta. I �ve
got one �ere."  too bad?
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27 Jul 2017
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Gi2gi
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Antonio  It �s easy to make auntiefreeze. Just steal her blanket.  |
28 Jul 2017
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Antonio Oliver
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Gi2gi Two Irishmen walking down a street come across a sign saying �tree fellers wanted �. One turns to the other and says �Bejaysus, what a pity there �s only the two of us. � |
28 Jul 2017
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FrauSue
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This thread keeps cheering me up! :D How do you get two whales in a Mini? - Over the Severn Bridge! (two whales = "to Wales") |
28 Jul 2017
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cunliffe
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I was in court this morning. I got a bit worried when my barrister turned up wearing a Starbucks T-shirt! I �ve made this one up! |
28 Jul 2017
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