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According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria, BC recently was faced with a unique problem.
A number of grade 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
The Following Are Answers to 5th Grade Science Exams:
�When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire.
�H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.
�Water is composed of 2 gins, Oxygin & Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
�Blood flows down one leg and up the other.
�Respiration is composed of 2 acts, first inspiration, and then expectoration.
�Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
�Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
�The tides are a fight between the Earth and Moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.
�A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
actual
written excuses for school given by parents � spelling mistakes included �
have fun !
Please
ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
My son is
under a doctor�s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
Maryann was
absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset
stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low
grade fever and ached all over. I wasn�t the best either, sore throat and
fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
Please
excuse Mike from being absent yesterday. He had diah(*crossed out*),
diahoah(*crossed out*), dyah(*crossed out*) the sh*ts.
That�s funny, Jecika but real!!!!
Alien boy
