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Joke Time!





Olindalima ( F )
Portugal

GREAT, SIMPLY GREAT

Now it is official, teachers are all very clever guys, though sometimes we prefer to have group work ( hehehe).
That�s why we love ESL.

AND THE WINNER IS

MORAVC

Hey, guys, where are the cheerleaders? I can�t see them?

28 Jan 2009     



mohamedthabet
Tunisia


Poetiical arguments for and against gender equality

Argument Against

Counter argument For

A woman who seeks equality of full size

Is short of common sense and hardly any wise.

A man who denies his wife any right

is dim in perception and deficient of insight.

Adam�s creation to that of Eve was anterior

�cause The Lord meant him to be her superior.

The first draft you write does often have mistakes

T�s the next one you perfect that the teacher takes.   

It�s sound to exult at the beauty of your wife

But dull to consult or trust her with your life.

Man feels woman so nice but never as wise

Because his mind is seldom wider than his eyes.

A score hens  headed by a male fowl alone

Will defeat twenty roosters with a pullet on the throne.

No cock can ever be with such beak and legs.

Without a hen laying his root mother eggs.


27 Feb 2013     

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