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Message board > Joke Time!
Joke Time!
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Olindalima ( F )
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GREAT, SIMPLY GREAT
Now it is official, teachers are all very clever guys, though sometimes we prefer to have group work ( hehehe). That�s why we love ESL. AND THE WINNER IS
MORAVC
Hey, guys, where are the cheerleaders? I can�t see them?
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28 Jan 2009
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mohamedthabet
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Poetiical arguments for and against gender equality
Argument Against
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Counter argument For
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A woman
who seeks equality of full size
Is
short of common sense and hardly any wise.
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A man
who denies his wife any right
is dim
in perception and deficient of insight.
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Adam�s
creation to that of Eve was anterior
�cause
The Lord meant him to be her superior.
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The
first draft you write does often have mistakes
T�s the
next one you perfect that the teacher takes.
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It�s
sound to exult at the beauty of your wife
But
dull to consult or trust her with your life.
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Man
feels woman so nice but never as wise
Because
his mind is seldom wider than his eyes.
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A score
hens headed by a male fowl alone
Will
defeat twenty roosters with a pullet on the throne.
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No cock
can ever be with such beak and legs.
Without
a hen laying his root mother eggs.
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27 Feb 2013
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